Art

What's this? Is Chris doing art?
Oh, Nan and Elle must be out of town, right?
What? They're not?
Wow!
Good for you, Chris :)

You can see more of Chris art
HERE!

Cool! (literally)

I remembered today (since it's uncharacteristically hot here, I don't know what happened to the whole "You'll LOVE summers here--they never get too hot! Ya, 90's today without AC--what's up with that?) that we used to keep cool by having a "healthy" cool snack besides otter pops:

Frozen Go-gurt.
(or the cheap knock off equivalent )
Love it.
Try it!

Be a Man!

Chris has officially arrived to suberbia.  

Why?

'Cause he has one of these babies:

(It's an early father's day gift). We decided we needed to BBQ to make Memorial Day offical.

In other news, Elle had a "show me how" project due in school.  She decided to do:

How to make an apple doll!  She carved up little apples and soaked them and made one a body and clothes all by herself :)

And this last picture? Ya, I'm not sure what that's all about.  She was pretty proud of herself, so I had to take a picture.

You social worker friends and brothers, don't even. . .

Lost

So, I had a doctor's appointment the other day.  I couldn't park in my usual spot in the parking garage, but I found a spot that close to the elevator, so I could find it easily.

Well, not so.

When I got off the elevator, I walked around to where my car was, but it wasn't there.  I used my key fob to honk the car. Didn't hear anything.  I thought maybe I was just on the wrong side of the elevator, so I walked around to the other side and honked again.  Nothing.  I tried walking down the nearest slope and honked a couple more times even though I was pretty sure I hadn't parked there. 

I knew the car close to the elevator, so I walked over there again and honked again.  And agian.

I was starting to get paniky by this point.  I realized I hadn't really paid attention to which floor I parked on, but I was pretty sure it was "baby deer" level again.  Just in case, I went up one level.  I couldn't see the car immediately, so I trid honking again.  Nothing.  Again.  I walked around the other side of the elevator. No car and no sound from the car.

I went back down to "baby deer" level becasue I was almost positive (just almost, 'cause only fools are positive) that I parked on that level.

No one was around to help (or to hear my honking  thank goodness) except an older couple that was leaving.

So, I'd walk a few steps in one direction and honk.  Then I'd go the other way. HONK. Nothing.

HONK. Nothing.

Of course I had already said several silent prayers for help, but still nothing.

Finally, FINALLY, I honked the car only a few feet away from the elevator and I HEARD IT!!!

 It  seemed a little far away, so I honked a couple more times on the  way.

Then I saw it!!! I was overjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN. . .

I heard a voice. It said, "You finally found it, huh?" !!Ya. There was no one around!  Who had said that?

It was a man's voice, so I thought maybe it was my gardian angel.  But if it was, why didn't he help me all this time?

Then, as I was going to open the car door, I saw that there was a man sitting in a van reading a book!  I mean, who does that?!  Reading a book in your car in a dark parking garage?  Wierd.

I  hysterically, embarraingsgly  apoligetically said, "I couldn't hear it!" And got in my car.

Please tell my that YOU'VE gotten lost too!

Perspective

Apparently, some people don't think I did justice to our TV, so I'm giving you all some perspective on a plate:

First, you can see how ridiculous our couch looks in the tiny space by the TV. We are REALLY really close to the big screen.

Does this help put things into perspective now?
I hope so.

Baby Deer!

That's the level I parked on when I went to my appointment Thursday.

It is  appropriate that I parked on that level because instead of going home from my appointment, I was admitted to the hospital.  I  exclaimed, "Baby Deer!" 

 I went in for an appointment because my lab work said my kidney wasn't doing well.  I had furthere tests that showed why: my kidney wasn't draining properly. So, I now have a hole in my side(through my stomach and into the kidney) to drain it.

After a week, they'll take a look again to see just what's going on inside.

But I learned something VERY important while I was in the hospital.  A nurse told me that with this economy, hospitals aren't getting as many patients.  Her hospital wing was even threatening to shut down because of lack of business.

I have done my part in helping out this situation, and it's time you did yours.

The time has come.

If you want to help out then do your part by scheduling that elective surgery you've been putting off.

*Lipo

* Breast augmentation (and you know who you are!)

*face lift

*rhynoplasty

You name it.

Do it.

Your country needs you! ;)

Post overdose

I know, I know. I've been a blog slacker lately.
But, never fear! I will make up all that time with today's post!
Just you wait :)

First, I have pictures from our spring break trip to LA. It was totally fun!

Hannah and Tyler were kind enough to let us camp out in their office (Thanks again guys!)
It was a great vacation because it seemed like a week of Saturdays at home.
We just hung out a lot and Elle and I got a good dose of Vander holding.
You can see evidence of me here.

We went to Disneyland to try out Chris' new Silver pass plus three free park hopper tickets.
Ya. Well. Ha ha.
We invited Tyler, Craig and the boys. Fletcher had hives, but insisted on going anyway, so we picked up some Benadryl and headed out.
On the way, Craig called to say he had forgotten the tickets and had to go back.
Then when we got there we found out it was the one week of the whole year that was blocked out for Silver passes. Chris did get discount tickets though.
Poor Fletcher was so drugged up, I'm not sure he actually remembers much of the day. He even fell asleep at lunch.
Chris, Elle and I stayed a couple hours longer and headed over to CA adventure. We rode a few rides including our two favorites-- The tortilla factory and the Sour dough bread bakery for samples ;)
We spent the week mostly hanging out. Chris went to Dreamworks for three hours and chatted with friends while Elle and I went to the zoo. It happened to be Easter day there. Then we all went to the Griffeth Observatory. The view was awesome!
Then, of course, we had the Annual Easter picnic at "Bee Park" as the kids named it since four of them were stung a couple years ago there.
Here are the pics:



And here's a set of pictures that I call Connor and Elle's honeymoon 'cause that's totally what it looks like.
There's also the "nine months later" shot at the end ;)



The weather got better here and Elle used her new Easter chalk:













































And NOW for a little story.

A few months ago, I was watching Kung Fu Panda. I loved all the detail when I watched in the theater, but it just wasn't coming through on our screen. I texted (Is that really the past tense of text?) Chris and said, "We need a big screen TV" He told the guys at work who were dumbfounded. "How did you get your wife to want a big screen TV?!"
So Chris began the research of TV's. Which kind? How big? How far away should one sit for the different sizes? Should we mount or not?
We went to Costco Home, Fry's and other places looking at TV's.
But Chris couldn't decide what kind.
He tried to tell me we needed a 52" screen.
Ya. right!
That's WAY TOO BIG!
So, he showed me the VanDyke's TV.
"It'd just be a little bigger than theirs." He told me.
He tried to say how wonderful his uncle's TV was every time we went to their house.
Then on vacation, we watched Incredibles on Hannah and Tyler's huge TV.
It did look very cool, I must admit.
"We won't get a TV THIS big!"Chris assured me.
Time went by.
Chris still didn't know what kind to buy.
THEN
I went to a Relief Society activity for three hours last Saturday.
Before I went Chris said, "While you're gone, Elle and I are going to buy a big screen TV."
"Ok." I said 'cause I knew he never would.
Then I got home and Chris handed me a receipt with a very large price on it.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!!"
"I bought a plasma TV :) Brian is bringing it home right now." (It wouldn't fit in the Mini)
I was kinda surprised even though I knew we'd get one eventually.



















Chris was very excited waiting for it to come.
And come it did.
He and Brian hauled the 100 pound thing in together while Elle and I were shopping for a birthday party.
When we came back I thought, "Hmm. It seem so big! It actually seems A LOT bigger than the VanDyke's. I guess that's becasue I'm looking at it so close."
WRONG!





















It seems big because it's a freakin' 58" TV!! Which, by the way, is the same length as our dining room table. I'm just sayin'.
While I was coming out of shock, Chris quickly put in a DVD.
And ya know which one he put on?
That's right.
Kung Fu Pand.
The movie that started in all.
And it looks beautiful.
So, we sit on the hard floor and watch REALLY big images on our REALLY big TV.
Now we just need a sofa.