(use your most monotone voice as you read to get the whole effect)
The guy: Hello. Mrs. Harvey.
What. is. your. date. of. birth?
(I answer)
What. are. the. last. four. digits. of. your. social?
(I answer)
What. is. the. name. of. your. doctor?
(I answer)
Are. you. employed?
(I answer)
What. is. your. husband's. name?
(I answer)
Is. he. employed?
(I answer)
Who. is. his. employer?
( I answer: PIXAR)
Him:YOU MEAN LIKE THE MOVIE PEOPLE?!!
Me: ya, cool, huh?
him: Ya!
What. is. the. nature. of. your. surgery?
(I answer: I'm having my stent changed out)
etc. etc.