So, I had a doctor's appointment the other day. I couldn't park in my usual spot in the parking garage, but I found a spot that close to the elevator, so I could find it easily.
Well, not so.
When I got off the elevator, I walked around to where my car was, but it wasn't there. I used my key fob to honk the car. Didn't hear anything. I thought maybe I was just on the wrong side of the elevator, so I walked around to the other side and honked again. Nothing. I tried walking down the nearest slope and honked a couple more times even though I was pretty sure I hadn't parked there.
I knew the car close to the elevator, so I walked over there again and honked again. And agian.
I was starting to get paniky by this point. I realized I hadn't really paid attention to which floor I parked on, but I was pretty sure it was "baby deer" level again. Just in case, I went up one level. I couldn't see the car immediately, so I trid honking again. Nothing. Again. I walked around the other side of the elevator. No car and no sound from the car.
I went back down to "baby deer" level becasue I was almost positive (just almost, 'cause only fools are positive) that I parked on that level.
No one was around to help (or to hear my honking thank goodness) except an older couple that was leaving.
So, I'd walk a few steps in one direction and honk. Then I'd go the other way. HONK. Nothing.
HONK. Nothing.
Of course I had already said several silent prayers for help, but still nothing.
Finally, FINALLY, I honked the car only a few feet away from the elevator and I HEARD IT!!!
It seemed a little far away, so I honked a couple more times on the way.
Then I saw it!!! I was overjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN. . .
I heard a voice. It said, "You finally found it, huh?" !!Ya. There was no one around! Who had said that?
It was a man's voice, so I thought maybe it was my gardian angel. But if it was, why didn't he help me all this time?
Then, as I was going to open the car door, I saw that there was a man sitting in a van reading a book! I mean, who does that?! Reading a book in your car in a dark parking garage? Wierd.
I hysterically, embarraingsgly apoligetically said, "I couldn't hear it!" And got in my car.
Please tell my that YOU'VE gotten lost too!