
I have three stories to tell you.
#1 When I was at a scripture class our ward does, a girl who
recently came home from collage was there with her mom. The girl raised her hand to make a comment, and said "Like" so many times during it, I could hardly keep from laughing. It went something like this (obviously don't know what she was saying since I was only paying attention to her "likes")
"So, like, like, Moroni is, like, like saying that we, like, like we should search the the
Scriptures, like, And then, like, like my religion teacher always said, like, like you should, like pray, like, like when you're, like, reading them. " It was hilarious! Her comment was rather long, and it was pretty much the same the
whole way through. It seems that "like" is the new "um."
#2 The other day while Elle was at
gymnastics, her teacher offered to help her on the bars. She said, "Do you want to do it yourself, or do you want me not to help you? "
My friend and I decided, that this is a very good sentence to use on someone. For instance, "Do you want to do the dishes, or do you want me not to?" See!

#3 This morning Elle was playing
with her vampire eraser family* The little girl eraser was having a
conversation with her dad eraser. As far as I can remember, it went like this:
"Dad, can I have a lick of the ice cream cone?
"No."
"Just one little lick?"
"No"
"Please?!"
"No"
"Pretty please?!"
"No. When I say 'no',' I mean 'no!' "
"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"No!"
"Pretty pretty please with sugar and your most favorite dessert on top?!"
"No!!"
"Pretty please with sugar on top, and your most favorite dessert on top, and cherries, and
blood?!"
"NO!"
"But,
Daaad! It's my favorite ice cream and I
love ice cream cones!"
"No,
sweety, other people are going to be eating this."
"
Ok, I guess I'll have this dessert when we're all eating it. :( "
"That's my girl. And I don't want to hear another word about this!"
I don't know
where she comes up with things like this. Her
father maybe? ;)
*The "History of the Vampire erasers" by Elle
"A boy at school drew a face on his eraser, and named it "
BoB" Then, a girl cut mouths on the erasers, drew teeth, and had a small family. Then another girl had the same idea as the other girl, except that they all had accessories and all sorts of stuff. This one caught on to everybody (or pretty much everybody) having it."
Every fun Friday their class plays with their eraser families. Last week
there was a wedding. There was almost a war over who would be president of the vampires. Thankfully, that's all settled and there is a President and a Governor.
the end.