A couple of Anecdotes

#1

The other day, I was at the hospital during Chris's colonoscopy, and Elle was at home. I texted to make sure everything was OK:

My phone:

Then, I saw Chris's phone in my bag

(Evil laughter)

Chris's phone:

It was pretty awesome. 

#2

The other day two girls* were talking:

GIRL 1: "This car smells like hospital."

GIRL 2: " Our car smells like soccer--mud and sweat, and rain"

GIRL: "Oh, from that day it rained really hard during our game!"

GIRL 2: "Ya. My dad said we had to go to the grocery store right after!"

GIRL 1: "What?!"

GIRL 2: " Ya! I was about to cry! Then he said he was teasing. He's so serious that I can never tell when he's kidding. He's like such a good actor. "

GIRL 1: "Ya, my dad is always immature.  My mom tells him he shouldn't act his shoe size."

*Girl #1 in the above conversation does not necessarily refer to anyone you know and love.  But it might.